Oct 2013
"Sri, have you finished your home work?"
"I've finished 4/7th of it."
Sep 2013
Sri told me now "Today, when dad came to pick me up, the radio was on in the car. It said -"there are many
things wrong with this country. But, there is one main thing wrong with it - OBAMA." She and I rolled with laughter.
_______________________________
Last night, I asked Sri "How old do I look?"
"30...maybe 28" and then she adds "Just telling ya what you want to hear!"
_______________________________
Today, Sri started a business. "Mom, I am taking orders for thread bracelets. I've got 3 orders. They have to pay with Sri cash".
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This weekend, Sri went to Great America with Ria and came back with this story: "Mom, Ria thinks she is a great fashionista. We went to the water park and then I changed into my shorts and this shirt. She says "well, your shirt does not complement those shorts." Pat came the reply "Well, YOUR top does not complement YOUR pants BUBBLE GUM!" Ria was wearing deep pink and deep blue.
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June 2013
My hairdresser told me this story about how a guy in a class she took talked to her about rebirth. He said "you will come back as a cockroach". Obviously, she was offended. I told Sri this story and she was shocked at his rudeness. Her response was "well, she should have said you will come back the same - as an idiot!"
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I was modeling dresses in the fitting room. I'd picked a size L and it didn't fit. So, Sri says in an Afro-American accent, "no..no gal..that's a large..you're getting there, but you're not there yet!"
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May 2013
One of the mom's in Sri's school is very sexy and dresses like a model. We were shocked to find out she's a doctor. Sri says "I bet if you go to her with some skin issue in your hands, she would say - I think you should get your nails painted."
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There's a Panda Express ad that shows a Panda bear raving about a steak and shrimp dish. Sri says "next, the Panda will get cooked".
_______________________________
She wears a low-cut bikini and is self-conscious. So, I tell her "you're just a little girl. Who's gonna look at you?" Pat comes the reply - "well, a little boy".
_______________________________
I am getting a year older tomorrow - it's May 13, 2013. I reminiscence about the past and tell her "this is gonna bet the best birthday ever." She asks "why mom?" I say "Because you are older now and I can hang out with you." She says "Right, when I was younger I believed you were 18. Hey, you got your driver license! Happy birthday!"
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Thu Apr 11, 2013
Last month Sri's school had a task where each child had to draw a partner and write some fun facts about the partner. Sri's biography ran:
"A fun fact about us is that we are part Indian and part Michigan".
_______________________________
Yesterday, a girl on American Idol had beautiful blonde hair. She says: "I wish I could pull her hair and make a fishtail braid." She is totally into braids after I bought her a bows and braids book.
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Tue Mar 12, 2013
I found this note ...written in a hurry...on my sticky notes:
im mystery man writing this note to you shuba. I live in rome and I have heard your going there.my house is in venis on 6th avenue street. I will be the man sitting on the couch wearing all green and looks short.+ come to my house and we can have a nice talk. happy st. patricks day!!!! (P.S i am not a leprickcon.)
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Wed Feb 20, 2013
I turned a double digit age today (10) and it's gonna be double digit for the next 100 years.
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At school, I sit next to Vincent who is very lazy and dumb. The teacher asked us to do Wordly Wise problems 1 through 4. He said "you do the first one. I'll do the second. I finished the first one and asked him "have you finished the second one?" He says, "Oh, you do the second one. I'll do the third."
_______________________________
Sri said about a "friend":
She looks pretty until she opens her mouth (her friend has buck teeth).
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Mon Feb 11, 2013
Sri's crossword clues -
wise people can add (advice)
this letter is for Merly (formerly)
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Sri said last week "Ciara's parents are cuckoo. For her birthday, they gave her a book on raccoons."
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Tue Nov 27, 2012
That was so funny, I forgot to laugh. - Sri joked.
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Tue Nov 20, 2012
We bought this text book for Sri that she's barely used. Bala said "you've hardly touched it."
She said "Oh, I touched it."
Bala replied "which finger did you use to touch it?"
Sri jokes "next, you'll ask me which hand I used to wipe my butt"
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Sun Nov 18, 2012
Mama, Baba's Christmas list is really sad. He wants a pant, a shirt, and a shoe. "What do you want from Santa?" "I want a pant!" How exciting is that!
_______________________________
what did you get for homework today?
I got this sheet, and another sheet, and another sheet. the other sheet was really good.
_______________________________
My company bought another company for a billion dollars.
"Mama! Do you get a share?"
_______________________________
Mon Nov 12, 2012
Sri's reading about the constitution. She took down notes and read them to me - "delegates from Virginia presented a plan called the Virginia plan - duh - how creative is that!"
_______________________________
Tue Oct 23, 2012 she says:
Here's how I would decide the elections. Eenie meanie miny moe...catch a tiger by his toe...if he cries let him go...eenie meanie miny moe.
_______________________________
When I was flipping through Hema's Italy snaps with her, she says "do you mind if I don't see all 91 of them?"
_______________________________
She had to form a sentence with the word "ancestors".
Dressed in her undergarments, she guffaws out "my ancestors must have been from England because look at what a lady I am"
_______________________________
A friend asked - "what does she want to be when she grows up?" A rapper!
_______________________________
I sang a song that my mom taught me to Sri:
"Daddy can I go to the coffee bar where the boys and the bees are hanging out?
I promise to be good, if you say I could.
NO! my darling daughter."
Sri sings the same song:
"Daddy can I go to the coffee bar where the boys and the bees are hanging out?
I promise to be good, if you say I could.
NO! my darling daughter."
But, I'm going there myself!
"Sri, have you finished your home work?"
"I've finished 4/7th of it."
Sep 2013
Sri told me now "Today, when dad came to pick me up, the radio was on in the car. It said -"there are many
things wrong with this country. But, there is one main thing wrong with it - OBAMA." She and I rolled with laughter.
_______________________________
Last night, I asked Sri "How old do I look?"
"30...maybe 28" and then she adds "Just telling ya what you want to hear!"
_______________________________
Today, Sri started a business. "Mom, I am taking orders for thread bracelets. I've got 3 orders. They have to pay with Sri cash".
_______________________________
This weekend, Sri went to Great America with Ria and came back with this story: "Mom, Ria thinks she is a great fashionista. We went to the water park and then I changed into my shorts and this shirt. She says "well, your shirt does not complement those shorts." Pat came the reply "Well, YOUR top does not complement YOUR pants BUBBLE GUM!" Ria was wearing deep pink and deep blue.
_______________________________
June 2013
My hairdresser told me this story about how a guy in a class she took talked to her about rebirth. He said "you will come back as a cockroach". Obviously, she was offended. I told Sri this story and she was shocked at his rudeness. Her response was "well, she should have said you will come back the same - as an idiot!"
_______________________________
I was modeling dresses in the fitting room. I'd picked a size L and it didn't fit. So, Sri says in an Afro-American accent, "no..no gal..that's a large..you're getting there, but you're not there yet!"
_______________________________
May 2013
One of the mom's in Sri's school is very sexy and dresses like a model. We were shocked to find out she's a doctor. Sri says "I bet if you go to her with some skin issue in your hands, she would say - I think you should get your nails painted."
_______________________________
There's a Panda Express ad that shows a Panda bear raving about a steak and shrimp dish. Sri says "next, the Panda will get cooked".
_______________________________
She wears a low-cut bikini and is self-conscious. So, I tell her "you're just a little girl. Who's gonna look at you?" Pat comes the reply - "well, a little boy".
_______________________________
I am getting a year older tomorrow - it's May 13, 2013. I reminiscence about the past and tell her "this is gonna bet the best birthday ever." She asks "why mom?" I say "Because you are older now and I can hang out with you." She says "Right, when I was younger I believed you were 18. Hey, you got your driver license! Happy birthday!"
_______________________________
Thu Apr 11, 2013
Last month Sri's school had a task where each child had to draw a partner and write some fun facts about the partner. Sri's biography ran:
"A fun fact about us is that we are part Indian and part Michigan".
_______________________________
Yesterday, a girl on American Idol had beautiful blonde hair. She says: "I wish I could pull her hair and make a fishtail braid." She is totally into braids after I bought her a bows and braids book.
_______________________________
Tue Mar 12, 2013
I found this note ...written in a hurry...on my sticky notes:
im mystery man writing this note to you shuba. I live in rome and I have heard your going there.my house is in venis on 6th avenue street. I will be the man sitting on the couch wearing all green and looks short.+ come to my house and we can have a nice talk. happy st. patricks day!!!! (P.S i am not a leprickcon.)
_______________________________
Wed Feb 20, 2013
I turned a double digit age today (10) and it's gonna be double digit for the next 100 years.
_______________________________
At school, I sit next to Vincent who is very lazy and dumb. The teacher asked us to do Wordly Wise problems 1 through 4. He said "you do the first one. I'll do the second. I finished the first one and asked him "have you finished the second one?" He says, "Oh, you do the second one. I'll do the third."
_______________________________
Sri said about a "friend":
She looks pretty until she opens her mouth (her friend has buck teeth).
_______________________________
Mon Feb 11, 2013
Sri's crossword clues -
wise people can add (advice)
this letter is for Merly (formerly)
_______________________________
Sri said last week "Ciara's parents are cuckoo. For her birthday, they gave her a book on raccoons."
_______________________________
Tue Nov 27, 2012
That was so funny, I forgot to laugh. - Sri joked.
_______________________________
Mon Nov 26, 2012
I was reading to her from my Feng Shui book. The writer met this woman who had a lot of duck pictures in her house - in her towels, bath mats, kitchen mats...etc. and all of them were single.
She wanted to get married. So, the writer asked her to get rid of herself and find a man.
Sri says, "she would go ask...I have a lot of ducks..do you wanna date me?"
And later "I got rid of all my ducks..do you wanna date me?"
_______________________________
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Tue Nov 20, 2012
We bought this text book for Sri that she's barely used. Bala said "you've hardly touched it."
She said "Oh, I touched it."
Bala replied "which finger did you use to touch it?"
Sri jokes "next, you'll ask me which hand I used to wipe my butt"
_______________________________
Sun Nov 18, 2012
Mama, Baba's Christmas list is really sad. He wants a pant, a shirt, and a shoe. "What do you want from Santa?" "I want a pant!" How exciting is that!
_______________________________
what did you get for homework today?
I got this sheet, and another sheet, and another sheet. the other sheet was really good.
_______________________________
My company bought another company for a billion dollars.
"Mama! Do you get a share?"
_______________________________
Mon Nov 12, 2012
Sri's reading about the constitution. She took down notes and read them to me - "delegates from Virginia presented a plan called the Virginia plan - duh - how creative is that!"
_______________________________
Tue Oct 23, 2012 she says:
Here's how I would decide the elections. Eenie meanie miny moe...catch a tiger by his toe...if he cries let him go...eenie meanie miny moe.
_______________________________
When I was flipping through Hema's Italy snaps with her, she says "do you mind if I don't see all 91 of them?"
_______________________________
She had to form a sentence with the word "ancestors".
Dressed in her undergarments, she guffaws out "my ancestors must have been from England because look at what a lady I am"
_______________________________
A friend asked - "what does she want to be when she grows up?" A rapper!
_______________________________
I sang a song that my mom taught me to Sri:
"Daddy can I go to the coffee bar where the boys and the bees are hanging out?
I promise to be good, if you say I could.
NO! my darling daughter."
Sri sings the same song:
"Daddy can I go to the coffee bar where the boys and the bees are hanging out?
I promise to be good, if you say I could.
NO! my darling daughter."
But, I'm going there myself!
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